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The teacher speaking to a student said, "John, name two pronouns."
John who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Ways to grade the Final Exam
- Dept of Statistics:
- All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
- Dept of Psychology:
- Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
- Dept of History:
- All students get the same grade they got last year.
- Dept of Religion:
- Grade is determined by God.
- Dept of Philosophy:
- What is a grade?
- Law school:
- Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
- Dept of Logic:
- If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
- Dept of Computer Science:
- Random number generator determines grade.
- Music Department:
- Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
- Dept of Physical Education:
- Everybody gets an A.
- Answers: 1.: A piano